we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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