I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you will always have a special place in my vag
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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