You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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