I think my vagina is haunted
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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