I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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