My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
