We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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