In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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