He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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