absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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