Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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