okay pat passed out under dana's car
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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