Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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