There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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