i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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