So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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