It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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