I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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