I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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