Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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