Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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