If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
