Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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