yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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