i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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