Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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