im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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