Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am available for nakedness
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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