all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
