i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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