who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
