that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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