this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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