So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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