before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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