is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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