Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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