We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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