forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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