This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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