bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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