So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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