what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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