If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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