Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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