I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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