The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
