just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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