I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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