I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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