Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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