Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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